BOY CRUSH

BOY CRUSH 

Assuming you were born somewhere after 2000, I know you have heard the song girl crush by Little Big Town. If not that version, I bet you have heard the Harry styles version. And I can swear in everything I believe in , most of you know the later because of his eyes! what's with me and eyes?? Oh damn! I am thinking about his eyes. I can't quite describe them because I get lost in them. They are neither big nor small, neither hazel nut nor brown, somewhere between black and chocolate and caramel. But don't ask me! I am terrible with colours. They are sleepy but somehow glows when he laughs. Oh, I love the crinkles by his eyes when he  smiles; they are a perfect sight for sore eyes. Oh shoot! I lost focus , sorry about that but before I finish my digression... Harry styles has lovely eyes; but they are nothing compared to him. Ask my friends , they will tell you .

So where was I , the song! On behalf of the fifty minus 1 percent who don't know it,  it goes like this; at least the parts I want to tell you about," I've got a girl crush, Hate to admit it but I got a hard rush It's slowin' down." In a world where I could be anything or anyone and fall in love ;wait let's not get ahead of ourselves, have a crush on someone, I ended up crushing on a boy . I am sorry all my flags comrades , you lost another good one to heterosexuals. Well Feminists, wait a second! I don't have anything to apologize for to y'all. I don't believe that men are dogs,  but if they are , mine is an chiwawa that takes a shampooed birth and smells like sex in the city with a touch of Shakespeare and a splash of Sullivan's fine dining. He is most things I would call perfect. And that's why I imma practice my femininity in a different way than y'all do it . You gonna make peace with that right? You know what they say, if you can't shape up,,ship out. 

So back to it, I have a boy crush ! DAMNIT I HAVE A BOY CRUSH! No no no no!we are not having a panic attack not now, and probably not ever . Even though this comes as a surprise. It's been what, two -three years? Without as much as looking at a guy twice. So please, don't be surprised if we panic because of this . I mean we just found out our heart still works , we need to adjust to that no? 

Now I am just gonna steal lines and make it my version. You know how it feels? Like I want to drown myself in a bottle of his perfume. I would have had I known the name , but I have met him once and it was the last thing on my mind . Not especially when I could be tasting his lips and drowning myself in them . Damnit! Have you ever kissed someone whose lips were in perfect sync with yours? You know, you talking and then your eyes drop gaze to his lips and boom ! Fireworks, thunderstorms and lighting creases through your body. I know that might seem extra, but boy wait until you see his heart shaped lips. The lower lip is pink-ish ( we agreed I don't know colours right?) And the upper one is slightly darker... actually, it is darker. It just makes him look sexy especially when he smiles! Did I mention he has one of those wide smiles? When he smiles, the world feels beautiful and calm . Today I caught myself staring at his teeth..any chance teeth fetishes exist? If so, I definitely have one for his.

The thing about having a crush is the massive adrenaline rush that you get and boy! Whoever is in charge of my emotion's the last couple months has been in trouble. I am sorry for I cannot control how this boy makes me feel. A text from him is enough to fix my mood, you know what lack thereof does to me then. This day I cried myself to sleep coz he was washing dishes during call day and was running late! Seriously,, who does that ? Anyway, I did manage to convince myself that I was ovulating and it was effects of hormonal rampage I was on and that was so consoling. That being said, I am on another hormonal rampage right now, thus this whole article. 

He makes me so happy and I blush like a 13 year old virgin when talking to him. Don't blame me, he makes me feel like the sun rises and sets at my feet. Scratch that, he makes me feel like a star and believes I can achieve anything I set my mind to. I think one of the best things he has ever said to me is he got my back and he did or let me say, thus far , he has had my back . He told me he may not always understand me but will always try to. Nonetheless, he would support me either way . Let me ask you Maina , how doesn't your heart curl up to a ball when someone tells you that ? Especially someone who has proved that already two_three times. You know what, I am totally not exaggerating when I tell you , God did not waste an ounce of skin covering his bones. Oh did I mention that skin is baby smooth and with no frekles? Sliding on it feels like...oh wait Too much information.

All I am I saying is, I have been hit with a tornado and a hurricane. Someone that checks all my boxes to levels I can't write about. I am smitten. Thinking about him is making me smile and my heart warm up. He is not my personal personal, yet, but he is making me happy. I feel like a jittery 13 year old when someone sneaks behind me when I am texting with him, thinking about him coming over literally puts my world on hold. I know I am too old for that! But boy! Can having feelings make you a ridiculous person? If I were talking to him instead of you right now , I would be telling him, "Hey, I am absolutely 100% mumu.". Talking about being on his way and stopping the world and all, he is on his way. Time to go take a shower and cool down all this hots I am having before Mr. Hot guy shows up. A girl gotta act like she doesn't care as much as she does right? That's on Oprah Winfrey.

By Favor Khaoya